TheRealZed
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Something big enough to cover Uranuswhat will Delaware?
That was a song that used a whole buncha state names for its raison d'être. I remember it from my early GI days, so it musta been about 1959. Damn' song was coming out of the faucets back then.My grandfather was famous for this joke:
If I wear my New Jersey, what will Delaware?
They had faucets back then!?That was a song that used a whole buncha state names for its raison d'être. I remember it from my early GI days, so it musta been about 1959. Damn' song was coming out of the faucets back then.
"Why did Cali phonia?" "She called to say Hawaii."
"What did Missus sip, between her purty lips?" "She sipped a Minne soda."
"Where has Oregon?" "I dunno, but Alaska" "She went to pay her Texas"
That's all that is stuck in my diseased mind. But there is more, I know.
OH YEAH. My home state. "How did Flora die? She died in Missouri!"
The 1959 song "Delaware" sung by Perry Como is what you are thinking about.That was a song that used a whole buncha state names for its raison d'être. I remember it from my early GI days, so it musta been about 1959. Damn' song was coming out of the faucets back then.
"Why did Cali phonia?" "She called to say Hawaii."
"What did Missus sip, between her purty lips?" "She sipped a Minne soda."
"Where has Oregon?" "I dunno, but Alaska" "She went to pay her Texas"
That's all that is stuck in my diseased mind. But there is more, I know.
OH YEAH. My home state. "How did Flora die? She died in Missouri!"
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
In music circles that's called an 'ear worm'....That's all that is stuck in my diseased mind. But there is more, I know.
OH YEAH. My home state. "How did Flora die? She died in Missouri!"
This is the one ya want:That was a song
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
...I'll let you know.
This made me laugh. When my girls were young they had a big basket of Barbie dolls. I used to joke we had one Ken doll in the basket and he made them multiply.
"Idaho, Alaska." (Say with an accent so it says: I don't know, I'll ask her.)If I wear my New Jersey, what will Delaware?
But will it fit over those Massachusetts?"Idaho, Alaska." (Say with an accent so it says: I don't know, I'll ask her.)
Long story made very shortThis made me laugh. When my girls were young they had a big basket of Barbie dolls. I used to joke we had one Ken doll in the basket and he made them multiply.
I shipped them as luggage on a flight I was taking. I had a TSA lock that shows when someone opens it. Sure enough the lock indicator showed it was opened. Inside the case was a note from the TSA. I can imagine they had fun when they saw what was inside.Oh lord!! I am jealous. Wish I'da done dat. FUNNY.
body parts....I can imagine they had fun when they saw what was inside.
This might be fun.I can imagine they had fun when they saw what was inside.
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