Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything

[CiscoKid]

POLITICS·Aug 10, 2023 ·

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records, audio and video recordings, and admissions of guilt from parties involved for them to believe any of it.

"Nah, I'm not buying it," said California Congressman Eric Swalwell. "If you're wanting me to believe President Biden and his family have been involved in a far-reaching money-for-favors scheme for years, you'll need to show me a lot more than rock-solid, irrefutable evidence. If the Biden family was corrupt, I think I would have heard about it from my Chinese spy girlfriend."

The Biden administration maintains absolute innocence, despite an ever-growing collection of evidence that would indicate otherwise. "The President and his family have done nothing wrong," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is a woman and also black and also gay. "It's completely normal for families to enrich themselves by selling political influence to foreign corporations and governments. Any assertion to the contrary is simply Republicans grasping at straws. Also, I will not be taking any more questions regarding bribery allegations."

As rumors swirled that additional audio recordings of President Biden accepting bribes may soon be released, Democrats continued to brush them off. "I see nothing wrong here," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "So he's on tape taking bribes. It's not like it proves he took bribes or something."

At publishing time, Republicans in Congress said they were waiting on several more truckloads of evidence before beginning impeachment proceedings.

Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records, audio and video recordings, and admissions of...

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[Joe King]

Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records, audio and video recordings, and admissions of guilt from parties involved for them to believe any of it.

Well of course. What else should we expect from loony leftists who hate America and every principle of good governance it was Founded upon?

 

[Voodoo]

Yep, seriously they have been brainwashed. Nothing matters to "true believers".

 

[Joe King]

Democrats continued to brush them off. "I see nothing wrong here," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.

Of course he sees nothing wrong, because he does it too.

 

[nickndfl]

Nuttin's gonna happen. Gonna throw in some UFO sightings to distract the people while the government starts more problems then robs the people.

 

[Unca Walt]

Nuttin's gonna happen. Gonna throw in some UFO sightings to distract the people while the government starts more problems then robs the people.

Nuttin's gonna happen... fast. Until it does. The dam is leaking. The political lawfare is obvious even to those libs stupid and/or venal enough to cheer for it.

So, queer parades, satanic childrens' books, open borders, crooked AG, DA, Judge, RINO, AOC, Hillary ad nauseam is impinging on the consciousness of even the most insular Americans.

And when the first chase down the street ends in violence against a lib politician...

Did you see the groid get his thieving butt whupped with an oak stave about forty times? That is slow, but irrevocable movement <-- To drive the point home, take a look at the universal reaction of people watching that video. Mass approval.

"Hang all stagecoach robbers from the nearest tree." <-- In 1880, lack of effective law resulted in de facto law.

The de facto law of the 1800's morphed into the formal law we enjoyed for the next 100 years.

"Never take the law into your own hands." <-- In 1958, that was universally understood with rare exceptions

"Glad to see that lowlife get his ass beat." <-- In 2023, that was the reversed positions of failed law and folks.

Now that the Dem/lib/cabal has perverted the law, we are absolutely on the trail to handling "stagecoach" robberies (Amazon delivery trucks, boxcars, shoplifting gangs, DOJ/FBI/CIA/MSM).

It is moving. Pebbles. Rocks. Boulders. Mountainside. Think about how the Mediterreanean Sea came into being -- a small leak in the dam by Gibraltar.

Biblical change.