ancona
Praying Mantis
I have been keeping an eye on my idiot neighbors house lately because Jethro was locked up last week on an out-of-county warrant, and his old lady has been pouting around and not doing a whole hell of a lot of anything lately, and although she desperately wants to get the boy out of the clink, she can't shake together the 1,200 cash bond. This puts her at high risk of doing something stupid, so I'm worried that some miscreant will convince her to help them hit our house some day.
Anyhow, I wandered over and saw something taped to what's left of the storm door, so I went over to check it out. Lo and behold......an eviction notice! the text is something like this:
Asset Management Associates LLC
Suite xyz
Somewhere in Maryland or something
USA, 00000
TEN DAY NOTICE TO PAY OR MOVE
Let this notice serve that you are in arrears for the sum of 1,460 plus fees and penalties. You must contact So and So immediately to avoid being removed from OUR premesis by local authorities. Failure to contact So and SO in accordance with paragraph blah blah blah of our agreement by such and such a date will result in being removed in seven days instead of ten, per our agreement.
Asset Management Associates LLC does not finance lifestyles and cannot finance yours. Our agreement is a binding contract and we have taken steps as outlined within our contract to exercise our right to remove you from the house. Govern yourself accordingly. :rotflmbo:
Signed,
Some Guy With The Power to Crush Your Nuts
You know, as much as I bitch and moan about all the details involved in government contracting, it really is the contract documents that can save you or kill you on any given project or deal. These unsophisticated djiblotties signed a deal with the devil, and the devil is now pissed.
Oh by the way, the "wind" blew the letter off of the door. Of course this company has probably sent them a certified letter detailing late fees and amounts owed over the last several months [since Jethro "lost" his job] so I'm not going to sweat it, but if they know it's coming, they might do something to forestall being evicted.
Now, it's a wait and see game. Monday, I intend to contact So and SO and set myself up as the next purchaser. I will offer to send them detailed photographs of the damage done by these miscreants and reprobates, and offer as well to buy the place. I will graciously offer to buy this property, which is now a troubled property, and I will pay them a 50% profit over their auction price for the pleasure. If they decline, we'll explore the possibilities, which at this point may include 'mafia lightning'.:judge:
I'm so fucking stoked I can't stand myself!
Anyhow, I wandered over and saw something taped to what's left of the storm door, so I went over to check it out. Lo and behold......an eviction notice! the text is something like this:
Asset Management Associates LLC
Suite xyz
Somewhere in Maryland or something
USA, 00000
TEN DAY NOTICE TO PAY OR MOVE
Let this notice serve that you are in arrears for the sum of 1,460 plus fees and penalties. You must contact So and So immediately to avoid being removed from OUR premesis by local authorities. Failure to contact So and SO in accordance with paragraph blah blah blah of our agreement by such and such a date will result in being removed in seven days instead of ten, per our agreement.
Asset Management Associates LLC does not finance lifestyles and cannot finance yours. Our agreement is a binding contract and we have taken steps as outlined within our contract to exercise our right to remove you from the house. Govern yourself accordingly. :rotflmbo:
Signed,
Some Guy With The Power to Crush Your Nuts

You know, as much as I bitch and moan about all the details involved in government contracting, it really is the contract documents that can save you or kill you on any given project or deal. These unsophisticated djiblotties signed a deal with the devil, and the devil is now pissed.
Oh by the way, the "wind" blew the letter off of the door. Of course this company has probably sent them a certified letter detailing late fees and amounts owed over the last several months [since Jethro "lost" his job] so I'm not going to sweat it, but if they know it's coming, they might do something to forestall being evicted.
Now, it's a wait and see game. Monday, I intend to contact So and SO and set myself up as the next purchaser. I will offer to send them detailed photographs of the damage done by these miscreants and reprobates, and offer as well to buy the place. I will graciously offer to buy this property, which is now a troubled property, and I will pay them a 50% profit over their auction price for the pleasure. If they decline, we'll explore the possibilities, which at this point may include 'mafia lightning'.:judge:
I'm so fucking stoked I can't stand myself!
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