Huge Microsoft outage worldwide...

[pmbug]

^^^ Best Buy coupons or GTFO.

 

[Casey Jones]

CrowdStrike Offers $10 Uber Eats Gift Card As Apology For Its Outage That Took Down 8.5M Windows Computers Globally: Some Users Report Their Vouchers Being Canceled - Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT), CrowdStrike Holdings (NASDAQ:CRWD)

CrowdStrike Inc, the cybersecurity firm behind last week's global computer crash, is reportedly offering a $10 Uber Eats gift card to its partners as an apology.

www.benzinga.com

Take note.

Crowdstrike has been the tech-enforcement arm of the undemocratic DemocRats since it was formed. They're deep in the mire of the vote-corruption of four years ago. Their emergence paralleled new algo-censorship initiatives. PLUS...the Hillary toilet-server scandal...and Crowdstrike working with the CCP to crawl INTO that computer, sucking out Top Secret data.

And now this, to disrupt and obscure...just when a Narrative shift was about to occur, with plenty the Deep State wants covered up.

So, for this, they're gonna offer us a Big Mac, delivered by a new-arrival <redacted - see forum guidelines on epithets> or Chin driving a new car obtained on a NINJA (no-income-no-job-approved) auto loan? Anyone seen those RING videos of food-delivery drivers at work?

We're so worried about health, our government masters (mistresses, mostly - behaving like former dominitrixes) want to force us to wear their Face Diapers forever, but they're all for having strange Third-World invaders deliver fast-food slop to the masses like this.

While entrusting political syndicates like Crowdstrike.

 

[searcher]

CrowdStrike, Antitrust, and the Digital Monoculture

Last month’s unprecedented global IT failure should be a wakeup call. Decades of antitrust inaction have made many industries dangerously reliant on the same tools, making such crises inevitable. We must demand regulators break up the digital monocultures that are creating a less competitive...

www.eff.org

 

[chieftain]

Fun fact, the Microsoft CSP (Cloud Solution Provider) has been fucked since CrowdStrike shit the bed:

The link below is a crappy overview of what that entails:

Cloud Solution Provider (CSP)

Deliver the best cloud solutions to fit your customers’ business needs.

partner.microsoft.com