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Goldhedge said:
I still wonder how they retrieved the film of the Moon lander taking off....
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A camera on a timer, and the camera had a mechanism to allow it to pan up after so many seconds of filming.
 
An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks
once more for old time’s sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up
to a room.

He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing
some reassurance, asks “How am I doing Darlin?”

The prostitute replies, “Well old sailor, you’re doing about three
knots.”

“Three knots?” he asks, "What’s that supposed to mean?"
She replies, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting
your money back.”
 
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