Next door neighbor's house is now an AirBNB rental

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I live in the burbs on the outskirts of Houston. When I first moved into my present home some ~25 years ago, my next door neighbors were a nice and quiet married couple. Their kids were grown and out of the house. We played games (dominoes, etc.) on occasion with them. The wife passed away and the husband moved to Florida a few years later.

Then we got new neighbors - a young couple with a young child - a few years younger than our own. They ended up getting divorced and the ex-husband moved out leaving the ex-wife with the house. Their kid came and went. The wife was nice, but was struggling with work and bills. She eventually had to move out for those reasons.

That leads to my current neighbor. Current neighbor bought the house at a price far above market rate and while we were happy for the previous neighbor getting a good price, it was a bit of a head scratcher as the market was cool at the time. We talked a bit with the new neighbor and she told us how she was going to fix the place up nice with new landscaping, back yard garden and such. That never happened though. New neighbor never actually moved in and we saw her around the house maybe once a week or two. Lot's of other people came and went though. Some were supposedly family - cousins, uncles and such. Some were contractors fixing things inside the house.

Today I left to run some errands and saw a young man on the driveway that absolutely did not fit the profile of anyone that lives in my city. He obviously wasn't the owner's family. I finish my errands, and as I return home, I see the guy still pacing around on the driveway only now there is a young woman with tattoos from head to toe and dressed in what looked like pajamas also walking the driveway with him. Very sketchy.

I get on the computer and do a search and sure enough, I find the neighbor's house listed on AirBNB. Our neighbor has a profile page indicating that she's a star level hostess of 10 years or so.

To say that I'm not thrilled would be understating things. I guess the silver lining is that I have some new justification to contest my county property tax appraisal as my neighborhood just went to shit. :paperbag:
 
You will be fine. Most short term landlords keep their property maintenance up for maximum rates. In addition, you will not have any long term dirtbags.

My wife unit is a prime host and could write a book on the subject. We are going long term in the spring because 3 oceanfront units are so much work. I was literally cleaning 5 toilets and 3 kitchens every week after running my business M-F.

We will lose occasional access to our units which is a benefit of short term, but I have other interests now.

 
I'd call Benny the Torch.

...well, that's what he went by in NeYawk. Down your way, he'd be Jesus El Incendiaro.

...I'm kidding, but barely. My memory of Houston is from 44 years ago, and then, there was NO zoning. I was renting a garage, attached to a big house that was cut up into two apartments. So, three housing units out of one, on Turner Drive.

(The whole neighborhood is gone for the Hardy Toll Road...no loss...)

But, your aid from government will probably be minimal. I don't know your situation, if you're in any shape to sell and move, meaning family, finance, etc. If you are, before you call Jesus, you might approach this doll and ask her if she wants to double her investment, buy you out.

But, you already know what it will be like. Transients; and often not the best quality. Maybe you have a porn producer set up in there for a month. Maybe a dope dealer. It will NOT be someone who wears a suit to work - if he's traveling, he'll stay at the Holiday Inn.

I feel your pain - for what it's worth, which is exactly nothing. Good luck.
 
I've looked into buying a vacation place near the beach and doing the AirBNB rental but I'd have to let someone else do the manage it. Not right now though.
 
It sounds like a nice way to make a living - letting your money (or your note) work for you.

It's not. Before I got into all my other gigs, newspapering, railroad...I worked through koledge as the night man at an independent hotel in a small city in a resort area. By "night" I mean 11pm-7am. The worst of times.

The hotel was nice but was slowly working downhill...because money was a constant problem, and to people in government, a hotel owner was lower than pond-scum. We were technically a hotel, but not fancy, not a dive...some rooms were inside-access, some on the new wing right to the parking lot. And across the street from the "new" shopping mall - ten years old at that point.

There was a lot of sketchy stuff going on, even back 45 years ago, even in a small town. The owner's son ran a small-time call-girl operation. He'd always have two rooms held for his events. Kids would come in with fake IDs and try to rent rooms. A few fights in rooms - nobody ever got killed, but this was a town of 30k.

Point I am making is, you have to be a lover of hard work and a glutton for emotional battering, to endure what goes on with these rentals. People get in there and just cut loose - do all the things they'd never do at home. Everything from leaving dirty dishes sitting, to trashing the bathroom and even ruining mattresses and bedding. There may be crimes done there, replete with photographs taken by the perp, that make it up on the Web - and BAM, you're now involved. At the least, you'll be asked for an alibi, and a full accounting of who had access to the room or property.

Just, no. I don't want in on that scene - either side. Not as an owner and not as a renter.
 
I have had an AirBNB since 2016. Nearly all of my guests have been great. My two neighbors are completely fine with them. I get hunters, tourists, and people visiting relatives in town. Nearly all leave the place in great condition.

Now and then, I will have to deal with dirty dishes, or food in the sink. A couple times I had blood on the sheets. One time, a guest opened a can of food and decided it was "expired" and dumped it in the toilet, and plugged it up. He was damn stupid and a pain, but he was my guest...

For two months, I played landlord for a woman and her girl. Their rent paid the heating and electric, but I have to assume they were used to having servants because they did not do much cleaning after themselves. With AirBNB guests, I know I have to clean after every one, but it is usually as expected.
 
So this morning I see a car park in front of my house. A young man gets out and grabs a couple of backpacks from the back seat and a hard shell carry-on sized suitcase from the trunk and heads next door.

About a half hour later, a second car comes and parks in front of my house. Another young guy gets out, grabs a backpack from the back seat and a large hard shell suitcase from his trunk. He then goes back to the back seat and grabs the parts of a disassembled boom mic and heads next door.

I take a peek out one of my windows facing the next door house and see a large white van in the driveway with the back door open and another car parked in the driveway.

A half hour or so later, there is another vehicle parked half way up driveway and then a white pickup truck parked at the end of the driveway (blocking the sidewalk).

A bit later, there is a very fancy looking spotlight thing set up in the front yard shining a bright light on a window to the (AirBnB) house. The window has light curtains drawn.

I can only assume they were filming pornos all day. :paperbag:
 
So this morning I see a car park in front of my house. A young man gets out and grabs a couple of backpacks from the back seat and a hard shell carry-on sized suitcase from the trunk and heads next door.

About a half hour later, a second car comes and parks in front of my house. Another young guy gets out, grabs a backpack from the back seat and a large hard shell suitcase from his trunk. He then goes back to the back seat and grabs the parts of a disassembled boom mic and heads next door.

I take a peek out one of my windows facing the next door house and see a large white van in the driveway with the back door open and another car parked in the driveway.

A half hour or so later, there is another vehicle parked half way up driveway and then a white pickup truck parked at the end of the driveway (blocking the sidewalk).

A bit later, there is a very fancy looking spotlight thing set up in the front yard shining a bright light on a window to the (AirBnB) house. The window has light curtains drawn.

I can only assume they were filming pornos all day. :paperbag:
How did the audition go? Did you get a role?
 
Looks like the film crew wrapped it up in a day. No sign of anyone next door so far today.
 
I can only assume they were filming pornos all day
Stand by for the drama - which, I'm told, often is part of a porn shoot.

Drugged up females, pitching tantrums, maybe dashing out, clothed or not, grabbing the producer's van because "I wanna get OUT of here!" Or screaming fits outdoors, or maybe coming back late at night - after everyone's packed up - to break windows or burn the place down.

From what I've read - and I've never produced porn - these people are only marginally functional. Which figures - it makes sense, as the pay is lousy compared to what the cost in lifestyle is. Drug use is universal. Most of the women are very, very stupid. Many of the porn producers are themselves predatory - just haven't been arrested yet, or can control themselves enough not to take it off their sets.

There was a story of a guy who did hotel-room porn with girls he solicited online, who went to prison - seems he flew in a girl he'd told was gonna do stills...he changed the story once she was installed on set, and demanded she have sex. In three different videos with different male partners.

She at first refused, and the producer took her luggage - and clothing - and said, you don't get it back until you do this.

So...yeah. There's a morbid fascination with that world (why I wasted time reading the news story above) but it's not something you want near property you own.
 
Drugged up females, pitching tantrums, maybe dashing out, clothed or not, grabbing the producer's van because "I wanna get OUT of here!" Or screaming fits outdoors, or maybe coming back late at night - after everyone's packed up - to break windows or burn the place down.

:ROFLMAO:
 
I would definitely wear gloves over there. I bet it smells funky with all those fluids flying around.
 
My neighbours set up a wing of their house as an airbnb.
They recently had a fella from Glastonbury ( hopeless hippy land ) book it for a few days. Turned up in a big old 'live in' van and proceeded to run the washing machine and tumble dryer flat out until he cooked the dryer. They reckon the electricity burned during the booking was more than the income and thats before purchasing a new tumble dryer.
 
Film crew is back today. I guess Good Friday is a good day to make porn. If you ever run across a film where the actors are doing their thing in a house and there is a loud lawnmower being used nearby, that might be me in the background.
 
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Why not walk over, introduce yourself as a neighbor and ask them what's going on.
 
Film crew is back today. I guess Good Friday is a good day to make porn. If you ever run across a film where the actors are doing their thing in a house and there is a loud lawnmower being used nearby, that might be me in the background.
You could always be an extra...
 
You could get a bunch of flack vests, stencil DEA or SHERIFF on the back, and force your way in with rams and clubs. Watch them all mess themselves, right on their own cameras.
 
Film crew is back today. I guess Good Friday is a good day to make porn. If you ever run across a film where the actors are doing their thing in a house and there is a loud lawnmower being used nearby, that might be me in the background.
especially after you remove the muffler... :ROFLMAO:
 
especially after you remove the muffler... :ROFLMAO:
A lot of those guys are mobbed up.

And (again, I hear and read things) producers have been known to pull out a short-leg when a girl wigs out, or her man wants to play White Knight. Or if she, or her regular pumper, sense that the porn producer has cash on hand to pay.

I wouldn't taunt them. Bad for your health.
 
Maybe you can do one of the fluff girls while she is on break?
 

This one's in the family sphere pretty unique
I read an article somewhere...the last surviving Blockbuster franchise store - which no longer has any support, since Blockbuster is gone - rents itself out as an AirBnB spot. I guess they put some sofas in a corner that are fold-outs, with some big screens, and you can watch movies all night right there.

Apparently this Blockbuster sold some take-home movie-theatre-style popcorn, and they stress that overnight guests are welcome to make as much of it as they want.

I don't know how you shower in such a place. Maybe the unit has a shower from a previous tenant's need, and they never took it out.

Sorry, don't have a link. I'm just a lint trap of useless information...
 
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