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The timing of this, right before the midterms, is perfect.

Gay sex? These people are sick, but I suppose if you were married to Nancy that any port in a storm would suffice.
 
Goldhedge said:
The timing of this, right before the midterms, is perfect.

Gay sex? These people are sick, but I suppose if you were married to Nancy that any port in a storm would suffice.
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You are assuming Nancy is a woman. Perhaps he has been pure gay since the 1960s. He married a trans.
 
Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and stopped to talk with a forth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi, "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure wouldn't be a great loss, and you can bet it wouldn't be an accident either!"
 
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