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American Wild Man said:
Every Day is a Flag Day for me. 🇺🇸

The flag should be displayed on all days, especially on



New Year's Day, January 1;



Inauguration Day, January 20;



Lincoln's Birthday, February 12;



Washington's Birthday, third Monday in February;



Easter Sunday (variable);



Mother's Day, second Sunday in May;



Armed Forces Day, third Saturday in May;



Memorial Day (half-staff until noon), the last Monday in May;



Flag Day, June 14;



Independence Day, July 4;



Labor Day, first Monday in September;



Constitution Day, September 17;



Columbus Day, second Monday in October;



Navy Day, October 27;



Veterans Day, November 11;



Thanksgiving Day, fourth Thursday in November;



Christmas Day, December 25;



and such other days as may be proclaimed by the President of the United States; the birthdays of States (date of admission); and on State holidays.
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If you are going to have a flag up all the time, it should be lit at night. Mine is.

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<SLV> said:
So every president since JFK has served at the pleasure of the CIA.
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Governors too apparently. Gov. Jesse Ventura was brought into a basement room during his first days in office. Bunch of suits telling him in so many words.

Shortly after taking office in 1999, Jesse Ventura writes he was asked to attend a meeting at the state Capitol. He says 23 CIA agents were waiting for him in a basement conference room.

CIA Spokesman George Little confirmed the event today in a written statement, but he offered few details.

Little said that "on occasion CIA officers meet with senior state government officials, as they did in this case, to discuss issues of mutual interest."

"On occasion CIA officers meet with senior state government officials, as they did in this case, to discuss issues of mutual interest."- CIA Spokesman George Little

Little shed less light on another revelation in Ventura's book. The former Independence Party governor says he was "stunned to learn that there is a CIA operative inside every state government." Ventura says the Minnesota operative was a deputy commissioner, who was working with a duel identity.

In response to a question about Ventura's claim, Little wrote, "I wouldn't think of CIA officers as being in state governments. They're federal employees."

John Wodele said it would seem unusual that a CIA agent would be working in state government.

"If that did happen, I'm not aware of it," he said. "And I guess that would be that way it should be. I think the CIA is supposed to operate that way, where directors of communication are not made aware."

CIA operations primarily focus on the collection and analysis of information about foreign threats to the United States. Domestic matters fall into the jurisdiction of the FBI.

A spokesman for Gov. Tim Pawlenty was not available to answer questions about the current administration's dealings with the CIA.

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Dad Tells Kids Santa Would Prefer Beer And Cigars Over Milk And Cookies This Year​

FAMILY·Dec 17, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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BUFFALO, NY — Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.

"Santa is a huge fan of session IPAs, trust me," said Mr. Cochran to his eldest son Sam. "Also, a good Rocky Patel cigar would probably go a long, long way with the big guy. Promise."

In addition the change in food offering, Mr. Cochran also reported that Santa has become a UFC fan and might stop in to watch a replay of the last fight. "If you hear a fight on the TV, just stay in bed and don't bother Santa," said Mr. Cochran. "Santa also brings extra presents to kids who sleep in until nine. Very, very important to Santa."

Sources report that since the conversation, a deeply frustrated Mrs. Cochran had caught the children several times attempting to sneak a six-pack of IPAs into the grocery cart. "I didn't know our three-year-old even knew those letter," said Mrs. Cochran. "Every time I look down at my grocery list, he slips a pack of Stone IPA into the cart bottom. Yesterday, our eigh-year-old oldest asked a manager to unlock the cigar humidor. It's humiliating."

At publishing time, Mr. Cochran had informed the kids that Santa may need a new cigar cutter, if it wasn't too much trouble.

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Dad Tells Kids Santa Would Prefer Beer And Cigars Over Milk And Cookies This Year

BUFFALO, NY — Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.
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It's not as if they haven't been telling us "their plan" for decades....

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all one really need do is listen to their speeches....
 
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